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Saturday, April 12, 2003

Worm swami
Is your dog troubled by an itchy anus call worm Swami, with additional screen saver.
Via SchaapTV

daisycutter 4/12/2003 8:30:41 PM - [Link]
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Pamplona
Nude protest of "Baywatch Bingham" against running of the bulls in Pamplona.
After all, what could be more upsetting to a bunch of testosterone-fuelled young men than a gaggle of naked women getting in the way of their fun?

daisycutter 4/12/2003 8:19:51 PM - [Link]
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Is the axis of evil prepared
Are dictators all over the world shocked and awed or have they learned that it is better to actualy have weapons of mass destruction
Can't you just picture the North Korean leader, well-lit in a TV armchair, saying: "Hi, my name's Kim Jong-Il. My friend Saddam didn't have nuclear weapons, and look at the price he paid. I do have nukes - and America backed off. If you're a rogue state, call one of our operators now - and get nuked-up. The US won't touch you. I guarantee it."

daisycutter 4/12/2003 7:51:20 PM - [Link]
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Friday, April 11, 2003
Banana proofs atheist wrong
Banana proofs atheist wrong.
Shaped for the human hand
Has a non-slip surface
Cover indicates status of contents
green -- too early
yellow -- just right
black -- too late
Easy-open tab for removal of wrapper
Perforated wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Shaped for the human mouth
Has a point on top for easy entry
Is pleasing to the taste buds
Is curved towards the face to ease eating process

And that's no coincidence is it?

daisycutter 4/11/2003 9:07:39 PM - [Link]
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Where not to smoke pot in Woodstock
Where not to smoke pot in Woodstock.

daisycutter 4/11/2003 6:03:51 PM - [Link]
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US Plan for reconstruction of Iraq is about oil
US Plan for reconstruction of Iraq reveals the war was indeed about oil.
Cheney predicted Iraq may be able to pump as much as 3 million barrels of oil a day by the end of this year, which would generate annual sales of $20 billion to help it rebuild. Arab analysts allege the U.S., the world's largest oil consumer, will seek to pump up Iraq's production quotas as a way to drive down the price.



daisycutter 4/11/2003 5:42:11 PM - [Link]
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American international toy fair
On the American international toy fair it's easy to forget that toys are supposed to be fun, not serious fun.
Ohio Art has solved a major problem in water fights with the A.R.M. 4000 XL. The A.R.M. needs only one arm and hand to operate, and you carry your water tank on your back like a strap-on backpack. You can use your free hand for something important -- like blocking your face when your little brother is squirting you back. Plus, the blaster has power. You can fire water a distance of 30 feet.

daisycutter 4/11/2003 5:03:50 PM - [Link]
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Hyundai's stealth destroyer
Hyundai Heavy Industries builds stealth destroyer for South Korea.
HHI will apply sophisticated stealth technology to shield the KDX-II ship's hull, heat and noise from radar during its operations at sea.

daisycutter 4/11/2003 4:46:54 PM - [Link]
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Shock and Awe, the game
Shock and Awe, the game.
Japanese electronics giant Sony has taken an extraordinary step to cash in on the war in Iraq by patenting the term "Shock and Awe" for a computer game. It is among a swarm of companies scrambling to commercially exploit the war in Iraq, which has killed more than 5,000 soldiers and civilians in the space of three weeks.



daisycutter 4/11/2003 3:56:44 PM - [Link]
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Website for Iraq's Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Website for Iraq's Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

By a T-shirt!

daisycutter 4/11/2003 12:04:11 AM - [Link]
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Wednesday, April 09, 2003
Chemical weapons close to home
If the US really want chemical weapons look closer to home.
Distribution of protective equipment to Calhoun County residents begins today, the latest step in efforts to protect the community in case of an accident at the Anniston Army Depot's chemical weapons stockpile

daisycutter 4/09/2003 6:26:40 PM - [Link]
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Swapping English words with French
German linguists have called on fellow Germans to use French words in place of their popular English equivalents to protest the war, the British Daily Telegraph newspaper reported.

daisycutter 4/09/2003 6:05:48 PM - [Link]
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Scotland imports sperm
Scotland imports sperm.
It has been reported that fears of a legal change, lifting restrictions on the identity of donors, may be responsible for the decline in Scottish sperm donations.

daisycutter 4/09/2003 5:14:42 PM - [Link]
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Bad news for boozing Britons
Bad news for boozing Britons.
The Budget spelt bad news for drinkers and smokers. There will be an additional 1p on a pint of beer and 4p on a bottle of wine. Cigarettes will cost an extra 8p a packet. However, duty on spirits, sparkling wine and cider has been frozen.

daisycutter 4/09/2003 5:02:27 PM - [Link]
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Scott Ritter in Holland
Scott Ritter about weapons of mass destruction and the lies of the Bush administration.
"The threat that Iraq poses from weapons of mass destruction I think has been clearly exposed as a lie. We were told to expect chemical weapons to rain down on troops as soon as they crossed over the border from Kuwait into Iraq, but that didn't happen. We were then told that as we closed in on the so-called ?red line' around Baghdad ? the 50-mile circle ? that as soon as we breached that, chemical weapons would be used. That didn't happen. Then we said chemical weapons would be used as a last-gasp defence of Baghdad but that didn't happen. What chemical weapons? We were told that the presidential palaces were brimming over with weapons of mass destruction, but we now occupy many of the presidential palaces and we've found nothing."

daisycutter 4/09/2003 4:37:34 PM - [Link]
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Tuesday, April 08, 2003
Moammar Ghadhafi's vision on terrorism
Moammar Ghadhafi's vision on terrorism.
Could someone please check the spelling of the "Brother Leader of the Revolution" before publishing.
Unfotunately, the world has shown a high level of hibocrisy, from which has resulted a world uneasiness : are we defending America and helping to retaliate and punish those who stroke on 11\9 ? are we adopting an international program to fight terrorism , or according to our wishes eliminating it ?

daisycutter 4/08/2003 8:29:12 PM - [Link]
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Terrorists in ....Alaska?
Be aware of terrorists in Alaska?
The retired Air Force colonel turned assistant director of Homeland Security and Emergency Services is responsible for monitoring terrorist threats in Alaska. He says Alaskans need to be aware of the threat.
"There have been (terrorists) in this state," Johnson said. "We know they've been here. I can't go into any detail, but we know."

Somehow that sounds familiar.



daisycutter 4/08/2003 8:08:18 PM - [Link]
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Flag burning
Why the hell should you get in trouble for burning the "Stars and Stripes" in Norway .
A Norwegian comedian who enjoys trying to shock his audiences now has some explaining to do at a local police station. He's been called in for questioning after burning an American flag on live TV in February.

daisycutter 4/08/2003 7:56:39 PM - [Link]
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Peace protest less peaceful?
Is the police getting more brutal or are peace protesters getting less peaceful?
Police had to push back demonstrators when around 600 students from Oslo-area schools marched through downtown in another anti-war protest Tuesday. It started out peacefully, but students started throwing stones when they arrived at the US embassy.

daisycutter 4/08/2003 7:50:29 PM - [Link]
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Accident rate
Choppers are falling from the sky like ripe apples from a tree, it seems, but experts say the accident rate is normal, they're even "doing fantastic".
A UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter is lost, six known dead. A Super Cobra attack helicopter crashes in central Iraq, killing two of the Marine pilots. A CH-46 Sea Knight Marine Corps helicopter crashes. Twelve dead.


daisycutter 4/08/2003 7:31:57 PM - [Link]
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Miss Church's Chicken
Miss Church's Chicken beats Miss Neutrogena.
Lecky's runner-ups were Television Jamaica's (TVJ) 'My Jamaican Girl' and 'Miss Neutrogena', Deborah Deer, who placed second and 'Miss Universal Cosmetics', attorney-at-law Sadiki Alexander, who copped third place.

There are other important things going on in this world besides war.

daisycutter 4/08/2003 4:56:34 PM - [Link]
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IT in Afghanistan
IT in Afghanistan.
More than two decades of war have meant Afghanistan was largely bypassed by the IT and Internet revolution.
A U.N.-supervised program largely funded by computer giant Cisco Systems aims to create a core of specialists to take the country into the digital age.
It is also seen as a means to boost opportunities for women in what remains, despite the demise of the Taliban, a heavily male dominated society.



daisycutter 4/08/2003 4:44:06 PM - [Link]
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"Smoking gun" is pesticide
The latest "smoking gun", sarin and mustard gas, turns out to be pesticide.
The Bush administration has repeatedly claimed it was justified in bypassing the UN Security Council and launching an invasion of Iraq, because of the threat posed by Iraqi weapons of mass destruction.
But it is ironic, said Al Jazeera analyst Mohammed Ja?afar that both UN inspectors, and US-led troops, despite their deep thrust into the country, have not found any nuclear, biological or chemical weapons. Iraqi President Saddam Hussein has also vehemently denied he possessed such weapons


daisycutter 4/08/2003 4:10:50 PM - [Link]
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Monday, April 07, 2003
Police state
I don't want to sound to leftish and radical, but when your police is shooting rubber bullets at peace protesters in war time it sounds like a fucking police state to me.
Protesters and dockworkers were hit with wooden bullets when Oakland police opened fire to clear an anti-war demonstration at the Port of Oakland this morning.

daisycutter 4/07/2003 8:56:11 PM - [Link]
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Bush not credible
Someone so in favor of, armed conflict to make things right, is not credible as a negotiator in a peace process.

daisycutter 4/07/2003 8:47:40 PM - [Link]
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War with Syria, Iran
England has no appetite for expandion of the war to Syria or Iran.
After Donald Rumsfeld, started ranting about Syria last week, international analysts -- along with astute domestic observers of the Bush team -- began to worry about whether this administration is already looking for another war to fight. That's an understandable concern, as the president himself has identified Iran and North Korea as members with Iraq of an "axis of evil."

daisycutter 4/07/2003 5:59:35 PM - [Link]
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Sunday, April 06, 2003
Soft drug abuse linked to schizophrenia
Soft drug abuse linked to schizophrenia.
Stronger cannabis - and users getting stoned to a 'far more debilitating degree' - could lead to a rise in cases of schizophrenia and present the NHS with a much larger bill, a leading drugs expert will warn tomorrow
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daisycutter 4/06/2003 11:33:02 PM - [Link]
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The xxx's of evil
Pakistan blocks evil porn sites.
Pakistani telecommunication authorities have blocked more than 1,800 pornographic Web sites in an attempt to protect Internet users from what they call their corrupting and evil influence.
More than 60 percent of an estimated one million internet users in Islamic Pakistan visit pornographic sites, said Zahir Mohammed Khan, a senior official of the state-run Pakistan Telecommunication Co. Ltd. (PTCL).

daisycutter 4/06/2003 1:42:53 PM - [Link]
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Work related porn
Dutch army general compromised by "work related porn".
in Dutch

daisycutter 4/06/2003 1:29:10 PM - [Link]
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