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(Feb 2010 Update): Haloscan is no more. Therefore the comments on this blog are no more. Sad, but true. I'm not paying $12 a year for the occasional comment with Echo. Apologies to all those who have commented. I have saved them and may well stick them somewhere else at some point.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
On The Road...AgainIt's been a bit of a quiet time here I know. There's been a lot going on in the offline world. Basically what's happened is that I've just handed in my notice to my present employer, and will join a new company in about four weeks time.
The new new company, (yet to be revealed here!:)), is much more of a retailer than my present company - and they'll give me a company car to cover the area that I have - as opposed to commuting into central London as I do at the moment.
Oh yes - and the new company also has 12 stores in France, which I think I'll be visiting! So, who knows - more French blogging peut etre? :)
Equally, I've been very busy over at Cre8tive Stores, where I've been promoting the Build A Niche Store scripts which produce amazing eBay affiliate stores. Also, I've been building a few stores of my own to make some dosh on.
Apologies to all concerned to my lack of blogging - but 2007 has come at me with a big rush, and I'm just getting to grips with it at the moment.
But just so we can end on a bit of a laff today, here's a little story to ponder on:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
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The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
I thank you :)
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Sunday, January 14, 2007
How Does Kylie Minogue Wash Her Arse?(Originally blogged back in July 2005 - but as someone searched for Kylie's arse today, and she is just in the middle of her Homecoming Tour here in the UK - I thought it was worth re-posting again......)....
Yes - I know it seems a bit of an odd question, but whilst I was in the shower this morning, (this being a vacation day - not a work day - and therefore my mind is left to wander to ponder on the most important things in life ;) ), I considered the various ways to wash one's arse:
The "Traditional" Arse Washing Method
1. Right hand - right cheek; left hand - left cheek.
2. Large flannel/scunchy wire ball thing - the bit in the middle!
More "Modern" Arse Washing Method
1. Detach the shower hose/pipe from the wall - and water-blast your arse to buggery!
Or a combo of both methods - hands for the cheeks - and water-blasting the bit in the middle.
So, how do you wash your arse? Once I have a concensus of methods and a sliding scale(!) of percentage of use, I shall go and ask Kylie how she washes her arse - and all the results will be published here :)
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Sunday, January 07, 2007
He Started - Now He's Finished. Magnus Magnusson Dies Aged 77Poor old Magnus died today aged 77. Yes, he was that bloke with the catchphrase "I've started, so I'll finish". A great quizmaster of that famous BBC TV show Mastermind, a writer, broadcaster and all-round Icelandic good egg has shuffled off into the "lighting gallery".
He'll be missed.
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Saturday, January 06, 2007
Steam InhalationIt's that time of year again where I'm suffering from a "viral infection" of the head & chest + all the usual flu/shivers/aching body etc. This is actually an improvement on previous years. At least this winter I've managed to get through October, November & December, (particularly the holiday period!), without falling foul to the "dreaded lurgi".
But strike it did, and off I went to the doctor's last Thursday. "Normally", on previous years visits, the doctor has prescribed a 7 day course of antibiotics. This time he decided that I should just sweat it out with Lemsips, hot drinks, keeping warm etc. Okay, he's the doc, right? But I started to question his decision based on previous experience, and it is my own body, so I know what it expects to clear it. But everytime I tried to talk he would just talk over me. In the end he came out with his best doctor-patient-arguement-ending-line: "I didn't go through 9 to 10 years of medical college to sit in this chair, "pointing to the chair he was sitting in, "Otherwise I'd be sitting in that one!" Pointing to the chair I was sitting in.
Oh yes. It was clear he'd done that before! :O)
So, I've spent the last few days necking all the over-the-counter-drugs I can get, sipping gallons of hot liquids - and doing steam inhalations. But, my question to the panel is: "How long does one keep ones head of a bowl of hot steamy Vics impregnated water?" I mean, is there a point when one says - okay, that's it? There's never instructions about "steaming one's nasal/throat passages".
Any clues anyone?
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